EP 41
Later that day, he got home charged his phone and calls Tade...)
RECEIVER : hey you, what happened to your phone since all these
days... I've been trying to call you since forever!
MADE : mehn its that girl o, she just gave my phones back, you can't believe it.
RECEIVER : are you serious?
MADE : I tell you...
RECEIVER : wow...she's so desperate...anyway, how far with you, Bola
and your Dad with all the incident with that girl?
MADE : enough gist man!
RECEIVER : really! Tell me!
MADE : what happened was that...(He explains everything to him)...
RECEIVER : at least all that brought Bola to you finally...
MADE : I tell you...
RECEIVER : hmm....I can imagine how that night must have been...she
slept over abi?
MADE : haha nau...no o. I can't do that. I didn't even make the
attempt to kiss her.
RECEIVER : haha!..(Disappointed)..why nau! What are you waiting for?
MADE : Tade, I'm a good christian now, sleeping with her is
fornication. After all, we'll still do it and get tired of it after
marriage. So what's the hurry?
RECEIVER : hmm...na you know. So kiss don turn to sin abi?
MADE : its not just that.
RECEIVER : then its what?
MADE : you know she was once my sister, I don't know how she'll feel
if I try to kiss her...
RECEIVER : (laughing)..look at this guy o!....at least try first. Who
knows sef, may be she's expecting it.
MADE : one can't tell jare. I don't want to get her angry.
RECEIVER : yes nau! Haha...after all you guys have declared your love.
MADE : ehn...but...
RECEIVER : (cuts in)...but what?...you're waiting till they say, 'you
can now kiss the bride' first abi...
MADE : (laughs)...I don't know jare.
RECEIVER : make the attempt, kiss her first then if she rejects it,
you apologize.
MADE : hmm..Tade, you're teaching me bad, bad thing o...
RECEIVER : abeg shut up! You never kiss woman before?
MADE : that was back in school nau...now old things have passed away.
RECEIVER : yeah right! Abeg kiss person joor and give me feed back.
MADE : you no serious.
RECEIVER : so how una wan do your names now?...na Akinrinma wed
Akinrinmade una wan do?
MADE : I'll go and see Dad about that. I want to adopt my biological
father's name, but I won't drop Dad's surname either, since he doesn't
have a son to carry on his name.
RECEIVER : so how will you do it?
MADE : I'll become Akinrinmade Aderinluwo-Bakerr
RECEIVER : Bakerr is your father's name?
MADE : yes.
RECEIVER : that's not bad.
MADE : I hope Dad agrees.
RECEIVER : I hope he does o.
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The next weekend Made and Bolanle went to the village. She pays
Akande's wife a visit and later goes to see Abike her friend...)
BOLA : ore mi, mo gbo pe Baba Akande ku.(Translation: my friend, I
heard that Baba Akande died?)
ABIKE : ha, la ti odun wo.(Translation: that was a long time ago.)
BOLA : mo ti lo ki Mama Gbade sha.(Translation: I've just gone to
greet his wife)
ABIKE : o se aisan ti ti to fi ku nii.(Translation: he was critically
ill for a long time before he finally died)
BOLA : o ma se o.(Translation: what a pity)
ABIKE : abi? Eyin won ada.(Translation: what can we do? may his soul
rest in peace)
BOLA : amin o.(Translation: Amen)
(Abike, couldn't but notice and recognize Made, she pulls Bola to a side...)
ABIKE : wa oremi, se oga corper ijosi ko ni yi ni?(Translation: come
my friend, is that not that corper of those days? )
BOLA : (laughing)...ohun kuku ni.(Translation: yes he's the one)
ABIKE : haha...bawo lo ti je? Ki le se rin?(Translation: how come?
Where did you meet him)
BOLA : Oko afe sona mi niyen o...(Translation: he's now my fiancé)
ABIKE : ehn ehn! Haa, oga o. Se wipe iwo ni corper si ma fe! Iyalenu
nla! (Translation: really! So you're the one he will still end up
marrying? Very amazing!)
BOLA : (laughing)...se o ma wa fun igbeyawo wa...(Translation: hope
you'll come for our wedding?)
ABIKE : kini mo nse ti mi o wa!(Translation: why not!)
BOLA : oda. Ti Mama Gbade ba tin mbo, wa a tele won wa.(Translation:
okay. When Gabde's Mum is coming, you'll come with her)
ABIKE : oda, maa ma reti.(Translation: okay. I'll be expecting)
BOLA : ko buru. (Translation: no problem)
ABIKE : (looks at Bola again)...eee! Oreemi! O ma ti di sisi oge
ke!..(Trans: my friend! You're now a classy lady)
BOLA : abi o...(Trans: you can say that again)
ABIKE : Mama Gbade so fun wa pe o lo ilu oyinbo...amorica
(Translation: Gbade's Mum said you went to the US)
BOLA : beeni, mabinu, oye kin ti yoju si e lati igba ti moti
de.(Translation: its true, don't mind me, I should have come visiting
since I came back)
ABIKE : ki lo wa mubo?(Translation: so what did you bring for us?)
BOLA : haa, ti oba ti wa kimi l'Eko, wa maa gba nkan ti mo mu
bo.(Translation: don't worry when you come visiting in Lagos, you'll
get what I brought for you)
ABIKE : oga o...(Looks at Made)..tisa wa..eku ijo meta...(Translation:
waow! ...our teacher long time no see!)
MADE : ijo kan pelu...awon baby nko?(Translation: yes o, how are your kids?)
ABIKE : won wa...esa ma reti wa leko.(Translation: they're fine. Just
be expecting us in lagos)
MADE : kosi wahala... A maa reti yin...(Translation: no problem, we'll
be expecting you.)
ABIKE : oda...(Translation: okay)
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(They left the village quite late and gisted on the way home...)
MADE : your friend has 4 kids already...
BOLA : abi nau. People around here tend to get married early.
MADE : if you had remained there ehn, I'm sure you would have dropped
like six already.
BOLA : haha!...(Hits him) six!
MADE : yes nau....(Laughing)....you're so beautiful your husband won't
be able to take his eyes of you.
BOLA : (laughing)...yeah right...
MADE : I'm serious!...I still remember then, you'd say Ez Ez 1,
'zir'...(Laughing)
BOLA : (hits him)...naughty you. Be making jest of me o....
MADE : oya zorry ehn....(Still laughing)...wow...(Shaking his
head)....but seriously, to think that, that same girl will take over
my heart this way...its amazing...
BOLA : (smiles)...hmm....
MADE : you know, every time I think of those times, I laugh.
BOLA : (hits him) naughty...
MADE : to think I would do anything for that same girl now...
BOLA : hmm....(Turns to look at him)...anything...?
MADE : yes, anything. Don't you believe me?
BOLA : hmm...Let's see....
MADE : (cuts in)...you sound like you don't believe me...
BOLA : I'll believe you if you prove it.
MADE : tell me how....
BOLA : are you sure?
MADE : just try me....
BOLA : okay...(Pauses for a while)...I'm not comfortable with you
working in that place.
MADE : (starts laughing)....hmm....I thought as much...(Laughs)...
BOLA : yes nau. I can't be comfortable with you working with that bitch...
MADE : Bola!...vulgar words...
BOLA : my bad...
MADE : But its okay, I'm working on it.
BOLA : (surprised)..really?
MADE : yes...I wanted it to be a surprise.
BOLA : really?!
MADE : yeah..but now you've spoilt my surprise...
BOLA : ohh I'm sorry.
MADE : its okay...
(It was quite late when they got to the house....)
BOLA : its so late, I think you should spend the night here.
MADE : hmm....(Looking at his wrist watch)...I can still manage myself home.
BOLA : (shaking her head).....no, I won't risk that. Can't you see its
almost 12am. Moreover, you said you want to see Dad.
MADE : yes but...
BOLA : (cuts in)....but what...(Readjusts on her seat)...wait, what
exactly are you avoiding in this house?
MADE : come on Babe, I'm not avoiding anything...
BOLA : then sleep over.
MADE : (thinks about it for a while)...okay.
BOLA : wait, so you want me to be begging you to sleep over at the house, abi?
MADE : sweetheart, its not that. I...I just...
BOLA : (cuts in)...you just what? After all I didn't say you should
sleep in my room...(Turns her back)
MADE : okay I'm sorry...(Seeing she didn't turn to him)...I'm sorry
nau...oya look at me...
BOLA : leave me joor.
MADE : please nau, my heartbeat, my breath, my sugar-pie, my honey-pie...hmm...
BOLA : (hiding her smiling face)...leave me joor...
MADE : (tickling her)...my sweetie-pie, the queen of my heart...oya
call Bala to open the gate, I've been honking since.
BOLA : (she brings out her phone and calls the security man to open up
the gate)...he's coming.
MADE : sweetheart...are you still angry?
BOLA : no joor...(Looks at him)
MADE : (laughing)...chai, you will not kill me o...
BOLA : leave me joor...(Hits him)
(They enter into the house and finds Bisade asleep already.
Each of them enter into their rooms and freshens up.
Bola finished and stayed in her room.
Made also finished and stayed in his room...)
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Later that day, he got home charged his phone and calls Tade...)
RECEIVER : hey you, what happened to your phone since all these
days... I've been trying to call you since forever!
MADE : mehn its that girl o, she just gave my phones back, you can't believe it.
RECEIVER : are you serious?
MADE : I tell you...
RECEIVER : wow...she's so desperate...anyway, how far with you, Bola
and your Dad with all the incident with that girl?
MADE : enough gist man!
RECEIVER : really! Tell me!
MADE : what happened was that...(He explains everything to him)...
RECEIVER : at least all that brought Bola to you finally...
MADE : I tell you...
RECEIVER : hmm....I can imagine how that night must have been...she
slept over abi?
MADE : haha nau...no o. I can't do that. I didn't even make the
attempt to kiss her.
RECEIVER : haha!..(Disappointed)..why nau! What are you waiting for?
MADE : Tade, I'm a good christian now, sleeping with her is
fornication. After all, we'll still do it and get tired of it after
marriage. So what's the hurry?
RECEIVER : hmm...na you know. So kiss don turn to sin abi?
MADE : its not just that.
RECEIVER : then its what?
MADE : you know she was once my sister, I don't know how she'll feel
if I try to kiss her...
RECEIVER : (laughing)..look at this guy o!....at least try first. Who
knows sef, may be she's expecting it.
MADE : one can't tell jare. I don't want to get her angry.
RECEIVER : yes nau! Haha...after all you guys have declared your love.
MADE : ehn...but...
RECEIVER : (cuts in)...but what?...you're waiting till they say, 'you
can now kiss the bride' first abi...
MADE : (laughs)...I don't know jare.
RECEIVER : make the attempt, kiss her first then if she rejects it,
you apologize.
MADE : hmm..Tade, you're teaching me bad, bad thing o...
RECEIVER : abeg shut up! You never kiss woman before?
MADE : that was back in school nau...now old things have passed away.
RECEIVER : yeah right! Abeg kiss person joor and give me feed back.
MADE : you no serious.
RECEIVER : so how una wan do your names now?...na Akinrinma wed
Akinrinmade una wan do?
MADE : I'll go and see Dad about that. I want to adopt my biological
father's name, but I won't drop Dad's surname either, since he doesn't
have a son to carry on his name.
RECEIVER : so how will you do it?
MADE : I'll become Akinrinmade Aderinluwo-Bakerr
RECEIVER : Bakerr is your father's name?
MADE : yes.
RECEIVER : that's not bad.
MADE : I hope Dad agrees.
RECEIVER : I hope he does o.
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The next weekend Made and Bolanle went to the village. She pays
Akande's wife a visit and later goes to see Abike her friend...)
BOLA : ore mi, mo gbo pe Baba Akande ku.(Translation: my friend, I
heard that Baba Akande died?)
ABIKE : ha, la ti odun wo.(Translation: that was a long time ago.)
BOLA : mo ti lo ki Mama Gbade sha.(Translation: I've just gone to
greet his wife)
ABIKE : o se aisan ti ti to fi ku nii.(Translation: he was critically
ill for a long time before he finally died)
BOLA : o ma se o.(Translation: what a pity)
ABIKE : abi? Eyin won ada.(Translation: what can we do? may his soul
rest in peace)
BOLA : amin o.(Translation: Amen)
(Abike, couldn't but notice and recognize Made, she pulls Bola to a side...)
ABIKE : wa oremi, se oga corper ijosi ko ni yi ni?(Translation: come
my friend, is that not that corper of those days? )
BOLA : (laughing)...ohun kuku ni.(Translation: yes he's the one)
ABIKE : haha...bawo lo ti je? Ki le se rin?(Translation: how come?
Where did you meet him)
BOLA : Oko afe sona mi niyen o...(Translation: he's now my fiancé)
ABIKE : ehn ehn! Haa, oga o. Se wipe iwo ni corper si ma fe! Iyalenu
nla! (Translation: really! So you're the one he will still end up
marrying? Very amazing!)
BOLA : (laughing)...se o ma wa fun igbeyawo wa...(Translation: hope
you'll come for our wedding?)
ABIKE : kini mo nse ti mi o wa!(Translation: why not!)
BOLA : oda. Ti Mama Gbade ba tin mbo, wa a tele won wa.(Translation:
okay. When Gabde's Mum is coming, you'll come with her)
ABIKE : oda, maa ma reti.(Translation: okay. I'll be expecting)
BOLA : ko buru. (Translation: no problem)
ABIKE : (looks at Bola again)...eee! Oreemi! O ma ti di sisi oge
ke!..(Trans: my friend! You're now a classy lady)
BOLA : abi o...(Trans: you can say that again)
ABIKE : Mama Gbade so fun wa pe o lo ilu oyinbo...amorica
(Translation: Gbade's Mum said you went to the US)
BOLA : beeni, mabinu, oye kin ti yoju si e lati igba ti moti
de.(Translation: its true, don't mind me, I should have come visiting
since I came back)
ABIKE : ki lo wa mubo?(Translation: so what did you bring for us?)
BOLA : haa, ti oba ti wa kimi l'Eko, wa maa gba nkan ti mo mu
bo.(Translation: don't worry when you come visiting in Lagos, you'll
get what I brought for you)
ABIKE : oga o...(Looks at Made)..tisa wa..eku ijo meta...(Translation:
waow! ...our teacher long time no see!)
MADE : ijo kan pelu...awon baby nko?(Translation: yes o, how are your kids?)
ABIKE : won wa...esa ma reti wa leko.(Translation: they're fine. Just
be expecting us in lagos)
MADE : kosi wahala... A maa reti yin...(Translation: no problem, we'll
be expecting you.)
ABIKE : oda...(Translation: okay)
*************************************************
(They left the village quite late and gisted on the way home...)
MADE : your friend has 4 kids already...
BOLA : abi nau. People around here tend to get married early.
MADE : if you had remained there ehn, I'm sure you would have dropped
like six already.
BOLA : haha!...(Hits him) six!
MADE : yes nau....(Laughing)....you're so beautiful your husband won't
be able to take his eyes of you.
BOLA : (laughing)...yeah right...
MADE : I'm serious!...I still remember then, you'd say Ez Ez 1,
'zir'...(Laughing)
BOLA : (hits him)...naughty you. Be making jest of me o....
MADE : oya zorry ehn....(Still laughing)...wow...(Shaking his
head)....but seriously, to think that, that same girl will take over
my heart this way...its amazing...
BOLA : (smiles)...hmm....
MADE : you know, every time I think of those times, I laugh.
BOLA : (hits him) naughty...
MADE : to think I would do anything for that same girl now...
BOLA : hmm....(Turns to look at him)...anything...?
MADE : yes, anything. Don't you believe me?
BOLA : hmm...Let's see....
MADE : (cuts in)...you sound like you don't believe me...
BOLA : I'll believe you if you prove it.
MADE : tell me how....
BOLA : are you sure?
MADE : just try me....
BOLA : okay...(Pauses for a while)...I'm not comfortable with you
working in that place.
MADE : (starts laughing)....hmm....I thought as much...(Laughs)...
BOLA : yes nau. I can't be comfortable with you working with that bitch...
MADE : Bola!...vulgar words...
BOLA : my bad...
MADE : But its okay, I'm working on it.
BOLA : (surprised)..really?
MADE : yes...I wanted it to be a surprise.
BOLA : really?!
MADE : yeah..but now you've spoilt my surprise...
BOLA : ohh I'm sorry.
MADE : its okay...
(It was quite late when they got to the house....)
BOLA : its so late, I think you should spend the night here.
MADE : hmm....(Looking at his wrist watch)...I can still manage myself home.
BOLA : (shaking her head).....no, I won't risk that. Can't you see its
almost 12am. Moreover, you said you want to see Dad.
MADE : yes but...
BOLA : (cuts in)....but what...(Readjusts on her seat)...wait, what
exactly are you avoiding in this house?
MADE : come on Babe, I'm not avoiding anything...
BOLA : then sleep over.
MADE : (thinks about it for a while)...okay.
BOLA : wait, so you want me to be begging you to sleep over at the house, abi?
MADE : sweetheart, its not that. I...I just...
BOLA : (cuts in)...you just what? After all I didn't say you should
sleep in my room...(Turns her back)
MADE : okay I'm sorry...(Seeing she didn't turn to him)...I'm sorry
nau...oya look at me...
BOLA : leave me joor.
MADE : please nau, my heartbeat, my breath, my sugar-pie, my honey-pie...hmm...
BOLA : (hiding her smiling face)...leave me joor...
MADE : (tickling her)...my sweetie-pie, the queen of my heart...oya
call Bala to open the gate, I've been honking since.
BOLA : (she brings out her phone and calls the security man to open up
the gate)...he's coming.
MADE : sweetheart...are you still angry?
BOLA : no joor...(Looks at him)
MADE : (laughing)...chai, you will not kill me o...
BOLA : leave me joor...(Hits him)
(They enter into the house and finds Bisade asleep already.
Each of them enter into their rooms and freshens up.
Bola finished and stayed in her room.
Made also finished and stayed in his room...)
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